- LAUGH EASY AND OFTEN
- BUY YOURSELF FLOWERS EVERY WEEK
- KEEP A SPARE PAIR OF HIGH HEELS IN THE CAR
- NEVER SHOP WHILE DRUNK
- SPEND MORE THAN RENT ON AT LEAST ONE PAIR OF SHOES
- DO NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIENDS' BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND. EVER!
- WEAR MATCHING BRAS AND PANTIES
- TRADE YOUR RESPONSIBLE LOW MILEAGE CAR FOR A VINTAGE CAR
- YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PAIRS OF JEANS AND/OR SHOES
- OR HANDBAGS, OR COATS, OR SWEATERS, OR T-SHIRTS...
- OR EARRINGS, OR NECKLACES, OR RINGS, OR BRACELETS...
- KNOW CALL DISPLAY IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD
- OPENLY ADMIT TO DOING THE "WALK OF SHAME" AT LEAST ONCE
- PUT QUARTERS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S METERS
- NEVER (AND WE MEAN EVER) FAKE AN ORGASM
- LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AS THEY LOVE YOU
- ALWAYS FIND A REASON FOR MORE JEWELRY